'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i drank out of a bidet.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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