scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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