Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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