omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He felt like a one man threesome
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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