Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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