yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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