Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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