I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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