thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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