She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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