That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize
