he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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