Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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