I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
two words: eviction party
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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