hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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