hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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