Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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