She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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