It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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