What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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