the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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