if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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