I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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