Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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