I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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