I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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