With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Randomize