I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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