Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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