i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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