I wanna bring you to show and tell
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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