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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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