it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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