I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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