id be glad to
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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