About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
