the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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