Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
