apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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