i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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