I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
NoShamevember. You game?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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