im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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