is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
zippers are such a cool invention
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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