she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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