Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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