Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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