I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
