talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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