VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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