found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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