benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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