Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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