You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
