he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
