last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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