Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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